CluelessMrs. Peacock tucks away a knife.Clueless by Scarlettletters
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Miss Scarlet lingers in the parlour,
Chatting merrily to Mr. Plum,
As Mr. Green sits, chewing on his pipe.
And Colonel Mustard is cleaning his revolver,
Lingering over coffee in his room.
A sudden shot echoes in the room
Where Mrs. White is hiding with a knife.
Colonel Mustard empties the revolver
And puts the bullets in the parlour,
Startling Mr. Green who drops the pipe
And stumbles, reaching for a plum.
Miss Scarlet is in love with Mr. Plum
And slips away to await him in her room
Where she finds the butler, bludgeoned by a pipe;
And another body, bloodied by a knife
Is discovered in the parlour
And Colonel Mustard looks for his revolver.
There is no finding the revolver,
Shouts a flustered Mr. Plum
Who is searching through the parlour
While Miss Scarlet is waiting in her room
Wondering why there is a knife
And Mr. Green is extinguishing his pipe.
It's a heavy leaden pipe
And a missing pepper box revolver,
Or a blunt edged kitchen knife